Denny’s is calling out Coachella.
Denny’s dude. Wow.
when people say things like “you’re being cisphobic” or “you’re a fucking heterophobe,” all I hear is “I am experiencing for the first time what I have done to you and others like you, and I’ve decided that only people like you deserve to feel this.”
the entire history of earth has merely been a buildup to this point
So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.
Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear
"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"
“For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”
i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
What book is this? I must have this because of reasons?
friends don’t let friends bang cows
for a second i thought that was the title
but no the title is actually “zeus grants stupid wishes: a no-bullshit guide to mythology” as you can find out if you click on the pics and see the subtitle to the first pic! also i just found out
it’s on amazon for kindle
S C O R E
well- I know what I’m asking for-for Christmas. :D
…..”United States of American”
"Narcissus Probably Should Have Just Learned To Masturbate"
I NEED IT.
This book is waiting for me at the library. So excited!
I need this book.
I just bought the kindle version of it
Oh my god. Here is an excerpt:
So one night Uranus is about to get busy with Gaia again, I guess so he can father another baby and then stuff it back into her.
But Instead of getting sex he gets a SURPRISE PENISECTOMY
Cronus all jumping out from behind a rock like “HAHA, GOT YOUR DICK, DAD”
Which is something no son should ever have to say to his father.
Then Uranus’s dick falls into the ocean
and makes a whole ton of foam
and this is where Aphrodite comes from eventually
from dick foam.
You know that paining with her standing on the shell with all the angels and stuff?
All of it.
THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING CHAPTER OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER
So below are going to be some updated examples and some commission prices! But there’s also a situation that I’m trying to work around, and any and all commissions are welcome and very much needed.
Right now I’m working on accumulating enough cash between my job and what I…
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
Asuka says: promo me (: I am 10 from 1000 I luv u all
tfw people dont tag snk
Hot Topic is known amongst artist groups as one of the worst offenders of art theft in U.S. retailers. I know artists are important to What Pumpkin, and I’d imagine multiple cases of art theft would be a very big deal. The most well-known of the cases were stolen fan art from independent artists, which is the same demographic the Design Contest was aimed to. I’m an artist myself and I wouldn’t want to support a store that steals from my peers.
The people running Hot Topic have zero respect to artists and to copyright law. They’ve been ripping-off independent artists’ storefronts, and continue do so. The whole company really should have been shut down long ago.
If you support artists, independent, fan artist, or any kind, you should oppose Hot Topic and MSPA’s association with them!
Tell What Pumpkin to kick Hot Topic out of the Design contest RIGHT NOW.
We have so little time left to stop this please tell them that it is completely unacceptable to do any sort of business with petty art thieves.
Even if you don’t know what to say, or if you think it would compromise the contestants; It won’t. Just please voice your thoughts in anyway you can put them. Don’t let Hot Topic get a dime out of Homestuck.